Alright, so there I was, in the middle of, you know, doing my thing, with the ballerina. Then her husband walks in waving around a bloody carving knife around and slashes me right across the arse.
No! Heh, how old were you?
Twenty? Twenty-one? So I jump out the window, naked, bleeding like a stout pig, ran down the road. I was in the hospital for about a week.
DEREK WILLS, LMAO.